Donald Trump is running on the fact he is a good business man, but his four casinos, a brand of vodka and steaks failed. Trump could not sell booze, gambling and steaks to Americans. That is like not being able to sell a mirror to a Kardashian. 

Carolina Panther QB, Cam Newton has his own show on Nickelodeon called “All In With Cam Newton.” The show will feature a season of good shows, but ending in one disastrous melt-down.

The show will be vintage Cam Newton. After a few minutes he will turn it over to someone else.

Caitlyn Jenner announced she endorses anti-trans/gay-rights candidate Ted Cruz. Note to self: stop saying this election cannot get weirder.

Donald Trump assured us his penis is big enough to be president. Asked to comment, Melania said, “He has a lot of money.”

Things are getting out of hand with this election. Baby Hitler just travelled forward in time to kill Donald Trump.

Today Chris Christie said his facial expressions behind Donald Trump were not due to anger being upset or despondent. So that leaves one conclusion: horrible gas.