Sunday, January 03, 2016

Stanky Cornbottum, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

I can't believe it is 2016. Steve Harvey is still writing "Miss Columbia" on his checks.

“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” is about to pass “Titanic” in sales. Not to give away any spoilers, but my favorite part of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” is when Celine Dion passionately sings “Your Wookie Will Go on.”

In the Rose Bowl against Iowa, Stanford’s Christian McCaffrey amassed 368 yards. Nobody from Stanford has moved that fast since Tiger Woods at last call at Hooters.