A speaker has been made that pregnant women can insert in their vagina so their unborn baby can hear music. But don’t turn it up too loud or the a-hole next door complains.

A speaker is designed for pregnant women to insert in their vagina so their unborn baby can hear music. The classic rock songs have changed. Clapton’s “Layla” is “Labia.” John Mayal’s “Room to Move” is “Womb to Move.” And George Harrison’s “Wah-Wah” is “Hoo Hah.”

The good news is, after a long drought, California is experiencing the rainy El Nino. The bad news? Donald Trump is going to deport him.

Los Angeles had so much flooding, it actually washed a someone into the "Martin O'Malley for President" campaign headquarters. 

“TMZ” discovered the convicted murderer in “Making a Murder,” Steven Avery, has filed to accuse his two brothers, Charles and Earl, of the murder due to their extensive record of inter-family sexual assault.  Folks, if you hurry, there is still time to buy tickets for the lovely Avery Family Reunion.