Sunday, December 06, 2015

This just in:

Jimmy Carter declared brain-cancer free. Such great news it almost makes up for there being a new Kardashian.

It was awkward when they asked Kim if her baby inherited her big ass, she said;

"Yes, he does resemble Kanye."

Big fan of San Diego Charger, Phillip Rivers, but watching him scramble is the NFL equivalent of the dream where you cannot make it to your final exam.