Friday, November 20, 2015

A dancer injured in the Boston Marathon, Adrienne Haslet-Davis, said American Airlines lost her luggage with her prosthetic dancing leg. Adrienne is hopping mad.

Haslet-Davis is leaning toward litigating, but American Airlines said she doesn’t have a leg to stand on. 

American Airlines would not predict they would find the leg because they did not want to go out on a limb.

Good news. American Airlines has found the lost prosthetic leg of dancer, Adrienne Halset-Davis. Spirit Airlines would have charged Adrienne a $200 Lost Extremity Location Fee. 

Former UFC champ, Ronda Rousey, has finally spoken after her knock-out loss to Holly Holm. I believe she said; 

“Holy thit doth my faith hurt.” 

At a speech, Donald Trump fat-shamed a heckler and then Trump had the heckler thrown out. All in all, not a great day for Chris Christie.

At a speech in Massachusetts, Donald Trump had a heckler tossed who yelled “Trump’s a racist.” Trump yelled at the heckler; “Melania, I’ve told you not to drink before my speeches.”

Three more states, including California, are reporting E. Coli at Chipotle. So now at Chipotle the guacamole and the Purell are extra. 

Since you asked:

Not sure if they still have it, but the "Los Angeles Times Magazine" used to have a feature called “My Favorite Weekend.” 

They asked rock and or movie star couples, like Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear, what they love to do on a perfect weekend. Lots of antique shopping in San Pedro, homemade bagels with hand-caught salmon, couple hot Bikram yoga and, poetry reading in Venice Beach and brunch at a vegan bistro in Silver Lake. 

A matinee movie of a classic black and white French film at a remodeled movie theater downtown and then coffee at an organic brick-walled coffee shop and then shopping for veggies at an obscure Farmers market with all locally grown and sustainable produce. 

Drink wise? Oh, maybe one grapefruit handmade margarita on Friday night. And, Saturday night, possibly a glass of Cabernet made from grapes grown on the side of a Tuscany volcano made by the barefoot-smashed feet of virgins. Sunday? A virgin Bloody Mary with Brunch. And then a long drive along the beach ending in one craft beer to watch the sunset in Malibu. Just one. They’re driving. 

About a month or two later, one or both check into rehab and then they get an ugly divorce. 

A top aide from Hillary Clinton’s campaign called the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles and demanded they remove their video with all of their Hillary jokes. 

What the hell? What is wrong with my Hillary jokes? You aren’t demanding they come off? 

Oh, we will see about that. It is on now.