When asked if he would consider running for president, Tom Brady said there was a 0.000 chance. Although I suspect those numbers are slightly deflated. 

Snowboarders have gone to court to fight Utah’s Alta ski resort’s ban on snowboarders. I believe this landmark case is called: Righteous Dude Versus Bogus Barney. The main point of litigation is that the Snowboarders feel the rule banning them “Is, like, totally jacked-up.”