An NFL catch:

"A player must gain control of the ball and make a "football move." If a player goes to the ground in the act of catching a pass (with or without contact by an opponent), he must maintain control of the ball after he touches the ground, whether in the field of play or the end zone. If he loses control of the ball, and the ball touches the ground before he regains control, the pass is incomplete. If he regains control prior to the ball touching the ground, the pass is complete.”

A Baseball catch:

The player catches it because it doesn’t hit the ground. 


I have played on four touch football teams that tackled better than the San Diego Chargers' secondary. My ex-girlfriend tackled better than Brandon Flowers. He needs a new name. Flowers is too tough.

If it is possible for someone to be offended by a Halloween costume, they need to go see a proctologist to get the bug up their ass removed. 

By definition and design, Halloween costumes are supposed to try and shock/scare/disgust. If someone allows themselves to take offense, they are admitting they don’t understand that. 

Or they’re a douche.