Smart phones will soon be able to tell you if you’re bored. For example, if you Google “Hillary Clinton’s Email Scandal,” you’re bored.

A guy was constipated for 10 years until doctors removed an 11-pound stool. The medical name for releasing an 11-pound stool is called taking a Trump.

The wife of Washington Redskins general manager, Scot McCloughan, Jessica, accused, ESPN reporter, Dianne Russini, of giving her husband oral sex for stories. Remember when the most offensive thing about the Redskins was their name?