Less than a month after breaking up with Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog has a new girlfriend pig named Denise. You know what they say: Once you go bacon, you cannot forsaken.


Female frogs are accusing Denise and Miss Piggy of having Lily Pad fever. 

You know that Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis, who defied the Supreme Court and is refusing to give marriage licenses to gay couples? She has been married four times. And two of them were not even related to her.