The draw for the 2018 FIFA World Cup was set in Russia. The US team faces Trinidad and Tobago and then a team who bribed to get in to be named later.

In the 2018 World Cup, US will face Trinidad and Tobago. “Hey, that’s not fair we have to play two teams,” said dumb guys.

US lost in penalty kicks in the Gold Cup to Panama. Losing in penalty kicks is like losing a beauty contest to a game of rock, paper, scissors.

The draws for the FIFA 2018 World Cup in Russia have been set with FIFA president, Sepp Blatter and Russian President, Vladimir Putin in attendance. Or as the are also known, the Bribee and the Briber.