Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Donald Trump has alienated republican leaders with his derogatory remarks about Mexicans and John McCain, so Trump is being courted by the far-right of the republican party. Their pitch to Trump is: “Comb-over to the dark side.”

After insulting John McCain’s war record, Donald Trump received a boost in the polls. Now Trump is seriously considering calling the Navy Seals who shot Osama bin Laden a bunch of unruly thug gang members.

The adulterer’s dating site, Ashley Madison, has been hacked and it is affecting the presidential race. Chris Christie has been connected with Ashley Madison. No, sorry, Christie’s connected to Dolly Madison, the bakery. My mistake.

Monday, director, Judd Apatow, did a stand-up routine on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” and he slammed Bill Cosby. It was so rough, afterwards, to relax, Bill Cosby had to slip himself a Quaalude.