Every Picture Tells a Story, Donut

In a donut shop security video, after licking donuts, Ariana Grande, was caught saying; “I hate America. I hate Americans.” To give you an idea how bad the backlash against Ariana is, Starbucks announced they’re replacing the size Grande with the size Trump.

Coming soon is the Ariana Grande and Natalie Maines “We Hate You, But Buy Tickets” tour.

Two NFL players have incurred serious hand injuries in fireworks accidents. See, the instructions say:

“Hold the firecracker, light the fuse, then release the firecracker.”

Folks, this is when dyslexia can become life-threatening.

Since you asked:

Can honestly say I never liked Ariana Grande. She always reminded me of a yippie, lap-dog version of Kristen Stewart.

Let me get this straight:

Super Bowl winning quarterback legend, Kenny Stabler, (RIP) is not in the Hall of Fame. But no-Super Bowl winning receiver, Andre Reed, is?

That sucks.

Don’t get me wrong, Andre Reed was a great receiver . . . who never won a Super Bowl. And he happened to be lucky enough to be on the receiving end of a Hall of Fame quarterback, Jim Kelly. Somebody had to be. It happened to be Reed.

To give you an idea how many great receivers there are who never won a Super Bowl who should be in the Hall of Fame, you could put two named Gene Washington in ahead of Reed. 

And from what I have heard, the two Gene Washington’s are nice to fans.