So what you telling me is Subway's Jared is not a character played by Adam Sandler? Damn, I got me some joke changing to do.




2005 court documents reveal Bill Cosby admitted to sneaking women the strong sedative, Quaaludes, in order to have sex with them. Or as Cosby put it; 

“You put the Quaaludes in the pudding pops for the frazer hasers frigger frack.”

Disney announced they are removing the bust of Bill Cosby from the Hollywood Theme Park. To give you an idea how bad it is going for Cosby, Disney is going to replace the Cosby bust with a statue of Donald Trump.