Donald Trump said of Sen. John McCain; “He’s a war hero because he got captured. I prefer people who don’t get captured.” 

Here are Donald Trump’s tips to avoid capture in Vietnam: Step one, dodge the draft. Step two, there is no step two.

In a speech, Donald Trump said; “I think god helped me by giving me a certain brain.” And here’s hoping he someday figures out how to install it.

Donald Trump said of Sen. John McCain; “He’s a war hero because he got captured. I prefer people who don’t get captured.” So Donald Trump thinks he could have avoided capture in Vietnam because his hair looks like he is hiding beneath palm fronds?

It is official. Donald Trump is such an ass-munch, he has munched through his own ass. As much as I hate to say it as a comedy writer, Trump is done. 

As a comedy writer, I hope and pray Donald Trump is not through as a candidate.  But, as someone who learned politics from an expert, my mother, I cannot believe Trump can survive making racist statements about all Mexican immigrants and insulting a war hero in his own party, Senator John McCain. 

For the republican leadership, House leader, John Boehner, simply has to grow a pair and kick Trump out. Let Trump and his bloated ego start a third party. The republicans can no longer stand to be the brunt of the jokes that are spewing out of Donald Trump's orange sour puss pie-hole. 

"Oh, but the Donald is not done," they say,"he is still leading the republicans in the polls."

Trump is leading with a paltry and sad 16%. That is the same 16% of the population who believe Jesus rode a unicorn across the sun.