A company is looking to fund a new endeavor called “Uber for Kids.” Or as it is also known: kidnapping.

Because of his anti-Mexico statements, it is estimated Donald Trump has lost $100 million in income. It’s bad. That thing on Trump’s head will have to get a job.

Scientists in Antarctica have found a 50-million-year-old sperm cell. This also just in: it has just been discovered porn is 50 million years old.

A 22-year-old Georgia woman cannot afford her senior year in college after she blew her $90,000 college fund on shopping and a trip to Europe. So she will have to wait to get her degree from the Lindsay Lohan College of Money Management.