A study between the differences between human and monkey brains reveals the human brain is far more selective in how it pays attention. Specifically how it pays attention to . . . oh my word, there is a girl on a red bike.

Following two incidents of Florida State football players dismissed for punching a woman, FSU president, John Thrasher, had a meeting with the team. Sadly, things got out of hand and, well, the team thrashed Thrasher.