There are a lot of Wally Dogs out there . . . 

Well I been workin’ real hard tryin’ to get my hands clean, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Chicago Cubs pitcher, Jon Lester, has the yips and cannot throw to any of the bases to hold runners. He cannot go to first, second or third base. Just like me at the prom.

Jeb Bush announced he is running for president in 2016. This is the most shocked I’ve been since Ricky Martin came out of the closet.

FIFA president, Sepp Blatter resigned. Now he says he is not resigning. Not only that, but Blatter claims he is black and wants to head up the NAACP.

Two North Carolina teens had their arms bitten off by a shark . Authorities are warning there is a shark out there that is now heavily armed.

Rachel Dozeal, the Seattle NAACP head who said she was black, but her parents said she was white, once sued Howard University –an historically black university -  for discrimination because she was white. This is the most confused anyone has been over race since Michael Jackson’s publicist.