Thursday, June 11, 2015

One of the escaped murderers in upstate New York is reportedly well-endowed. Police are now on the lookout for a man who is armed, dangerous and quite Conan-like.

As great as Triple Crown winner, American Pharoah, was at the Belmont Stakes, he would have lost, in 1973, to Secretariat by 15 lengths.  To put 15 lengths in perspective, that is over ten Kim Kardashian asses.  

The cover of “Sports Illustrated” is Triple Crown winner, American Pharoah, at the wire and hundreds of spectators taking pictures with their phones. When I told my 16-year-old nephew there were no cell phone pictures taken of Triple Crown winner Secretariat, he asked; “Why?  Didn’t anybody like Secretariat?”