For those who still think steroids don't have much of an impact

An NBC sports executive asked the NHL players to shave off their playoff beards. That’s nothing: a FIFA executive asked soccer players to shave their points. 

For Kanye West’s birthday, Kim Kardashian rented the Staples Center complete with the Lakers girls. It was just like a real Lakers game except the Kardashian sisters did not sleep with as many NBA players afterwards.