In England, the cast of the BBC show “Bend it Like Beckham” tried to show support for England’s Women’s World Cup team by showing a banner that read “Come On Our Girls.” “This is why grammar matters,” he ejaculated.

It appears the Confederate flag is going away for good. In a related story, Paula Deen wants to know how much it hurts to get a tattoo removed.

After never having Wi-Fi, a mining town in Nevada has finally gotten Wi-Fi. In a related story, the entire town said; “You go to bed honey, I just have to send a few more e-mails.”