A Harvard Medical School study claims rectal thermometers are still the best way to determine a baby’s temperature. Plus it provides a great story 14 years later when their first date comes over for dinner.

A top ISIS financial leader, Abu Sayyef, was killed by US Delta special forces. Abu Sayyef became a top suspect when it became apparent his name was Abu Sayyef.

A top ISIS financial leader, Abu Sayyef, was killed by US special forces in a daring raid. Now I am not implying that a mere comedian might have been covertly involved, but I do want to say; “Tango Bravo, this is Whisky Zulu, the mongoose has been skinned, repeat, the mongoose has been skinned, over. “

A top ISIS financial leader, Abu Sayyef, was killed by US special forces in a daring raid that also killed 15 ISIS fighters. Now I don’t want to say ISIS is scared, but right now ISIS now stands for Immediate Stain In Shorts

She’s going to be OK, but a 16-year-old Taiwanese student was hurt in Yellowstone when she was gored after trying to take a selfie with a buffalo. Her actions were so stupid they were almost Bieber-like.

She’s going to be OK, but a 16-year-old student was badly hurt in Yellowstone when she was gored after trying to take a selfie with a buffalo. Selfie with a buffalo are now the dumbest four words surpassing having drinks with Cosby.

Kanye West was booed at the Billboard Music Awards. At least for once his wife, Kim Kardasian, wasn’t the biggest ass there.

Rut ro, from Marc Ragovin  "The good news: Charlotte Brown, a blind pole vaulter, won a bronze model at a recent track meet by clearing the bar at 11’6″. The bad news: her guide dog, Vador, will no longer be able to have puppies.”