ISIS is looking to hire doctors, lawyers and engineers. When asked about art history majors, ISIS said; “We’re terrorists, not idiots.”

37-year-old Dustin Diamond who played Screech in “Saved by the Bell” was arrested for stabbing a man in a bar. Apparently Diamond gets upset when he’s associated with “Saved By the Bell.” Primarily because he was associated with “Saved by the Bell.”

Screech stabbed a guy in a bar. “I’ll take “Seven words I never thought I would say” for $500, Alex.”

Barack Obama said he was once mistaken for a parking valet. Not because Obama is black, but because the parking lot’s website was down.

The Facebook “Year in Review” app is drawing criticism. It takes the 2014 pictures and puts them in a greeting card format, but some people don’t want to see what happened this year. Like Barack Obama, Bill Cosby, the New York Jets.

Pope Francis’s Christmas prayer was to end the strife and suffering that results in too many tears. And that is just Kim and Kanye at Kris Jenner’s Christmas party.

Now experts say it looks like North Korea did not hack Sony. Probably because it is hard to hack Sony using a 1984 Commodore 64 computer and a beeper.