Today is National Donut Day. Our fat butts need a National Donut Day like Florida needs a "Do Something Stupid" day.


The turn-out for the mid-term elections was low and the republicans won. Young democrats are so upset by all the republican wins they are thinking of actually voting next time. 

One day after the election and not one commercial or automated phone call from any of the candidates. I’m starting to think they only wanted me for my vote.

Iraqi television has a show aimed at making fun of ISIS. The name of the show is “We’re Not Telling You Where We Film This Show.”

Alfonso Soriano announced his retirement after 16 years in Major League Baseball. Not including the seven years he was retired while playing for the Chicago Cubs.

It has been estimated the marijuana industry will soon be bigger than the NFL. And it will be bigger than the NFL in large part thanks to the players in the NFL.

Comedian Louis C.K. shut down his twitter account after posting obscenity-laced tirades at ISIS. Apparently Ben Affleck is furious at him.

Since you asked:
At this point I want to thank all of you for your hard work and support and your votes. It was a great win.

But right now I need all of you to remove all of the "Vote for Alex Kaseberg" banners, signs, posters and flags from your lawns and houses. The last thing I need is to look like a bad winner. 

And while I am at it, to the incredible people who were so generous with their time and money to put "Vote For Alex Kaseberg" on that blimp? That was amazing, thank you.

What is not so amazing is your decision to fly it around my opponent's house all day. We probably need to stop doing that.