Tuesday, October 28, 2014

My niece can’t make her Halloween costume work. She wants to go as a slutty Kim Kardashian, but, try as she does, she can’t seem to make it sluttier.

Great news, there is new evidence chocolate can improve your memory. Not only that, but now they’re saying chocolate can improve your memory.

It’s a good thing I am not in charge.  You know how I would solve two of our problems? ISIS? Meet Ebola. Ebola? ISIS.


A Google top executive, Alan Eustace, has set the world record for speed during skydiving. Along with hot air balloon records, this is the latest achievement by a nerdy rich dude to feel like a jock.