A Google top executive, Alan Eustace, has set the world record for speed during skydiving. It helped that his wallet is heavier than anyone else’s.

He broke the sound barrier without an aircraft. Big deal? The chicks on “The View” do that all the time.

During Chicago’s blow-out 51-23 loss to the New England Patriots, Bear defensive end, Lamarr Houston, hurt his knee celebrating a sack. Dumbest NFL injury Bear QB, Jay Cutler, sprained his ankle sticking his foot in his mouth.

My Latest Hunter Pence sign:

Hunter Pence is a flossing bragger.