Thursday, September 11, 2014

The judge in the Oscar Pistorius murder trial has ruled “Negligence.” To me, negligence in a bathroom is not lighting a match after, not firing four shots at the door.

Rolling Stone guitarist, Keith Richards, has written a children’s book. I think the name is “Horton Hears a Who, but likes the Stones better.”

Have you seen the Lincoln car commercials with Matthew McConaughey? Not sure the car’s McConaughey features are a good idea, namely the bong holder, the attachable margarita blender, and the fact it only turns all right, all right, all right.