Monday, September 08, 2014

Olive Garden is offering 1,000 people a $100 Pasta Pass for all the pasta they can eat. Offer not valid for Olive Garden employees or any New Jersey governor whose name rhymes with Schris Schristy.

Arnold Schwarzenegger to make the third “Terminator.” Arnold’s getting up there, this time his catch-phrase is; “I’ll be back . . . when I remember why I came here in the first place.”

During USC’s narrow win over Stanford, USC athletic director, Pat Haden stormed the field to object to a call by the referees. The referees then objected to Pat Haden’s comb-over.