Take the monkeys out of the sink because the Betties are frying on the scooter, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Comcast has named a new head of customer relations. So that is what Donald Sterling is up to.

A study claims dogs can be pessimists. It turns out some dogs are “the leg-is-half-humped” kind of dog.

The US lost the Ryder Cup to Europe, and yet US players won 7 out of 10 spots in the Fed Ex Cup averaging about $5 mil. each in prize money. The Ryder Cup has zero prize money. That’s like finishing second in the homecoming King voting but leaving the dance with the hottest cheerleader. Actually, it is way better than that . . .