A New York man walked into a McDonalds with a kitchen knife stuck in his back. When asked what he wanted, he said he would take a stab at the Happy Meal.

A New York man walked into a McDonalds with a kitchen knife stuck in his back. In typical blasé New York fashion, a customer walked up and hung his Yankee hat on the knife.

A New York man walked into a McDonalds with a kitchen knife stuck in his back. He almost bled to death waiting for the guy with the meat cleaver in his head to order.

A New York man walked into a McDonalds with a kitchen knife stuck in his back. On the bright side, it was the first time ever in a New York McDonalds a customer in line let someone cut in front of them.

A New York man walked into a McDonalds with a kitchen knife stuck in his back. The cashier actually asked if he was eating there or wanted the order to go.

A New York man walked into a McDonalds with a kitchen knife stuck in his back. When asked what he wanted to order, the man said; 

"Are you kidding? This food will kill you."