Thursday, April 17, 2014

Joe Biden took his first “selfie” with President Obama; this just in: the Selfie is officially no longer cool.

This year Easter falls on the same day as the marijuana holiday, 4/20; this will mark the first time people will get so stoned they will actually figure out the connection between the resurrection of Christ and a giant bunny that delivers eggs.

The increased Chinese travelers are gaining a reputation as ugly tourists with reportedly loud, rude and obnoxious behavior. Upon hearing this, tourists from France said; “Mon Dieu, get your own gig.”