The Phoney-Tough and the Crazy-Brave, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


The NFL is considering different options to make the extra point more challenging. To which the Cleveland Browns said; “Wait, what’s an extra point?”

Russian President, Vladimir Putin, was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize; Putin is working on his acceptance speech where he will thank all the people he murdered.

Things are tense between Ukraine and Russia, but Ukraine can’t take comfort in the knowledge that, if Russia fights like they host the Olympics, the battle will take over eight years to plan and even then it still won’t be half finished.

Khloe Kardashian has bought Justin Bieber’s Calabasas, CA mansion; eggs not included. Khloe likes it because it is one big-ass place. 

The Los Angeles Clippers stomped the Los Angeles Lakers, 142 – 94. After the game, the Lakers were so stunned they pronounced their name as the Los Adelle Dazeemers.

So far the only good news for Oscar Pistorius and his murder trial is he didn’t have to post bail, he just had to hand over his prosthetics.

I'm starting to think Pistorius's alibi doesn't have a leg to stand on…