Tuesday, March 04, 2014

In order to create more room under the salary cap, the Dallas Cowboys have dropped QB Tony Romo’s salary from $21.73 mil. to $11.73 mil. Romo is lucky they dropped his salary, normally it would have been intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

An 18-year-old New Jersey girl is suing her parents to pay for her education; that is going to make for an awkward mother’s day dinner in May. “Hey sweety, I mean Plaintiff. Would you like dessert, or would you rather sue us for it?”

Reportedly the wealthy parents won't pay because they feel the daughter is unruly and spoiled. Gosh, what a lovely, lovely family, I do hope they can make it over for brunch on Sunday.