A Florida high school football star, Sharieff Rhaheed-Muhammad, was arrested for impregnating his 14-year-old cousin. Sometimes even Florida cannot believe just how Florida Florida really is.

Former New England Patriot, Aaron Hernandez, in jail awaiting his murder trial, attacked a fellow inmate at his Bristol County jail; not to go into the sordid details, but let’s just say Hernandez objected to the other prisoner’s attempt to turn him from a tight end into a wide receiver.

A Western Australia beach had to be closed when they spotted a 13-foot-long crocodile surfing in the waves. Not to worry, Aussie beachgoers, experts say it won’t be long until the crocodile is devoured by a great white shark.