Or Sochi Thought:

Pretty sure Sochi 2014 in Russian is just 2014 upside down.

Slats and Nuggies, if you’re not on the USA Women’s hockey bandwagon, I suggest you jump on. Those girls are amazing. And fast. Made the Fins – who have the best goalie at the Olympics – look like they forgot to sharpen their skates. And amazing announcer, Doc Emerick, could make a two-year-old’s hockey game sound exciting.

Opening ceremonies pretty good. Team USA looked better in those silly sweaters than I thought. Canada and Russia did kick or ass, opening ceremony clothes-wise.