USA mogul skier, Heidi Kloser, blew out her knee in the warm-up run. As they were loading her into the ambulance, she asked her parents;

"Am I still an Olympian?"

Damn right you are, Heidi.

Every time I think I am out, the Olympics pull me back in. And I get to cross off hearing Bob Costas say Pussy Riot from my bucket list.

Brigham-Young University in Idaho, made a video comparing masturbation to getting wounded in war in an attempt to stop students from masturbating. In an equally effective move, they also made a video encouraging pigs to fly.