It's got all my pertinents and such, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The Seattle Seahawks are now saying they could read Peyton Manning’s signals. Turns out Omaha means: “I am going to throw like Eli.”

The water in Sochi is brown. It is so bad you can't make tea. If you do, the tea is so bad (wait for it) they call it . . .  Sochi Tea. (Say it fast)


Since you asked:

Got a real bad feeling about these Sochi Olympics. Not just the terrorists attacks, I think and hope they can stop those. It just seems like such a Putin-y Olympics. Sleazy, corrupt, inept. Thuggish. Not just third world, but crass and boorish. Classless. This thing has his greasy meat-hooks all over it. 

Hope I am wrong. Hope it as wonderful as the Lillehammer games were, and they were lovely and charming as can be. 

But I seriously doubt it. 

How nervous is NBC right now? Leno gone. Sochi-tea is looking shakier and shakier. Shaun White backs out of the Slopestyle, Olympic Village looks as classy as an episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."

No doubt Fallon will do well, but he could be following a train wreck.