Tuesday, August 20, 2013






My sweet puppy, Wally, just farted and it smelled like a fart from a Yak that ate a rotted Hellhound


Major League Baseball suspended Boston pitcher, Ryan Dempster, five games and gave him a fine for beaning Alex Rodriguez in the back. In addition to the undisclosed fine and the suspension, they also gave Dempster several secretive high-fives.