Friday, August 16, 2013


San Diego Mayor, Bob Filner, has been accused of sexual harassment by a 67-year-old great grandmother; if Filner is not careful, he may come out looking creepy.
New York Yankee double-drug-cheater, Alex Rodriguez, will be suspended for 211 games; this is crushing news for those die-hard A-Rod fans, all two of them. A-Rod’s Q-rating (Popularity) is now lower than Aaron Hernandez.
The CDC reports childhood obesity is down; not so fast, Twinkies have only been on the shelf a few weeks.

Things the just-turned-55-Lex does not understand.
3-D
Twerking
Vine
Hashtags
Thugging as a lifestyle choice
Bald and tattooed buffed-out extreme hikers/kayakers/mountain bikers who smoke.
Cats
Smoking Pot as a lifestyle choice (the other day I drove behind a white P.O.S. clunker held together by Bob Marley, 420 and Fish stickers with green smoke billowing out that smelled like a roasted skunk. How are the police not arresting them?)
Rude Prius drivers. (The other day, a Prius driver in front of me hit the douche-fecta: rolled through the stop sign cutting off the three drivers stopped there before him, turned without using the signal and stopped at the stop light in the middle of the crosswalk)
Selfies
One Direction
Why “Rat Patrol” has not been made into a movie.
How Podcasts Make Money
Dry Bars
Haiku
Tofu
Instagram