Paula Deen canned her long-time agent, Barry Weiner. Paula Deen firing a Jew, who could have seen that coming?

Whole Foods is recalling a gourmet cheese because it could have listeria; listeria causes fever, vomiting and diarrhea. Or as Whole Foods calls fever, vomiting and diarrhea, bio-organic perspiration, orally produced regurgitation and sustainable intestinal expulsion.