July 1

Just a little bit with Jeri and Pippa?

It is hot, I am sweating like Paula Deen at a Jay Z concert.

A court in China has ruled that a massage ending in masturbation – known as a happy ending – is not considered prostitution and is therefore legal; and we wonder why China is kicking our ass.

I believe this landmark case is known as Rosie Palms Vs. Jack Meoff.

I believe this landmark case is known as General Tso's Chicken-choke.

Former New England Patriot tight end, Aaron Hernandez, has been charged with murder and is being investigated for two more murders; even OJ thinks this guy is screwed.

The Tour De France began today. Yeah, I don’t care either . . .

They say this year could be a close race between that guy who is going to get caught using steroids, and that guy who is going to get caught using human growth hormone.

Martha Stewart admitted to being in a threesome; well, a Martha Stewart threesome anyway. One of the guys was her personal assistant whom she fired halfway through.

Have you seen the video of Arizona Cardinal receiver, Robert Gill, running 25 MPH on a treadmill? This guy can run so fast, his parole officer can barely catch up to him.

Paula Deen’s upcoming cook book is the #1 seller on Amazon.com; as a result, Rachel Ray issued a statement that she isn’t crazy about Jews.