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Keeping up with the Awesome Joneses

OK, Vince, what’s our move, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

A watch-dog health group has named Long John Silver’s Big Catch as the worst restaurant meal for you in the country. Taco Bell is demanding a recount.

33 grams of trans fat. Turns out the catch you catch in Big Catch is diabetes and heart disease.

A guy in Texas, Cirilo Castillo, was arrested for the second time in three months for having sex with the same horse, Nadia; here is my question: if he and the horse become engaged, who gets the bridle shower?

Castillo is an old Spanish word that means Whoa, Nadia.