High School Prom season is almost here. Proms can be rough. After the dance, I asked my date if she wanted to fool around, she said no thanks, she had already had sex in the bank.

In Wales, a 23-year-old couple was arrested for having sex in a bank; asked to comment, they said; “Hey, you have to pass the time in line somehow.”  

Lindsay Lohan plea-bargained in court because police found a half a bottle of alcohol in her car at the accident. It was awkward, when the judge sentenced her to rehab, Lindsay said; 

“And I get the half bottle of booze back, right?”

In Serbia a 28-year-old woman has a rare brain disorder that makes her see everything upside down. Which explains why she is such a huge Charlotte Bobcats fan.