Is it just me, or is there a resemblance between Albert and Wally? 

Substantive note, I’ll try to incorporate it,* Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Twinkies are coming back. Asked to comment, New Jersey Gov., Chris Christie simply wept with joy.

The California woman zookeeper who was killed by an escaped lion was oblivious to the pending attack because she was on her cell phone at the time. Even gazelles drinking from a brook are smarter than that.

Tell the truth, after hearing she was on her cell phone, how many don’t feel sorry for her any more?

In an NBA game, Chicago Bull’s Nate Robinson wore a pair of Kanye West’s Nike shoes called Air Yeezy 2’s. He didn’t play well, but he did get a Kardashian sister pregnant.

Rumor has it the NFL is asking draft prospects about their sexual preferences. The NFL denies it, but I am not so sure. One prospect’s stock dropped when they found Cold Play, Justin Bieber and Adele on his iPod.

* Hollywood actor-speak to director for; “Shut your pie-hole and let me do my job.”