Hollah to a ballah when you follah in the hall,  uh, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 mil. Donald Trump sure gets into a lot of nasty fights with other celebrities. You would think if anyone could just brush over a problem, it would be Donald Trump. 

Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens retired after winning the Super Bowl; Ray said he wants to spend more time with the next person he is going to stab. 

Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for the $5 mil. Maher said he would donate to charity if Trump could prove he was not related to a orangutan. Trump sure showed Maher, he is related to a baboon. 



During the post-game Super Bowl celebration, the Lombardi Trophy went missing. The good news? They found it. The bad news? Ray Lewis used it to bludgeon someone to death. 

Since you asked:

It has been a long time since I have seen two groups of folks who deserve each other as much as the Duke frat brats of Doucha Krappa Suckma and the angry protestors over their Asian-themed party.

Let's put most of the blame on the snotty frat schmucks. They go to Duke, so they can't be that stupid. So let's slide the scale over to the pompous, arrogant jerks side. They knew what was going to happen and they did it anyway.

Now the protestors. Really? You don't have something else to be upset about? Are you really that entitled and desperate to be offended? 

My fraternity used to throw an Italian Wedding. We wore gaudy suits and hats from thrift stores and plastic cigars and machine guns. We marched down the street carrying the bride on a chair and it was fun. 

Today we would be up to our asses in Italian American defamation protestors. 

But we would never be stupid/arrogant enough to try and hold an Italian wedding in this era of over-entitlment and politically correct whiners. 

And we had some amazingly arrogant guys in my fraternity.