Mel in "Blazing Saddles"

Justin's latest ink. 

Due to his part in the fiscal cliff negotiations, Joe Biden has been called the most influential vice president in history. That’s like being called the most talented Kardashian.

President Obama has named John Kerry Secretary of State. And what state is that? Catatonic?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby. If you want to get them a baby shower gift you can’t go wrong with giving them another 15 minutes of fame. 

All those obscure new laws kicked in on the first of the year, they are hard to keep track of. Is it still illegal to smoke pot with a hooker in church? (Asking for a friend)