Yah know what we Chicagoans would do wit' a hunnert thousand dollarssss? We'd buy a hunnert carrrssssss, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Don't think my lovely daughter, Ann Caroline, will ever go Christmas shopping with me again. Every time a clerk asked if I wanted them to wrap something, I said;

"Sure, I'll drop the beat. Boom, chuckah, chuckah, boom, boom." 

Had no idea eyes could roll that much . . .