Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Of course you did, you saucy minx, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting. If you want to get the couple a gift, they’re registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond Their 15 Minutes of fame.

In Florida, a 50-year-old woman was arrested for beating her 32-year-old boyfriend for finishing mutual oral sex too early. In other words, he was a little to quick to unchain his Django.

The House passed a measure that will keep us from falling down the fiscal cliff by raising taxes on the rich. And the rich are not happy. Today Mitt Romney was so upset he almost downed a straight shot of Coca Cola. 

Since you asked: 
Here is one of the coolest things I have heard of in a while. 

On December, 24th, 2011, Minnesota Vikings running back, Adrian Peterson, sees a kid in the stands wearing his jersey and promises to sign it after the game. The problem? He totally blows out his right knee during the game, ACL and MCL.

While lying in the locker room in excruciating pain, Peterson was asked if there was anything they could do for him. Yes, said "All Day," go get the PR director of the Vikings to get the kid's jersey so he could sign it. 

For that reason - and along with his miraculous comeback - "A.D." should get the Comeback Player of the Year, barely nudging past Peyton Manning. 

My latest nickname for Clay the Tres? Clay "Treble Trouble" Mathews III. Look for him to have a massive post season. 

But on the other hand, I feel like the Packers are the coolest team heading into the playoffs and the Seahawks are the hottest. Momentum is everything. 

Lexicacious, you ask, you rapscallion, you bon-vivant, man-about-town and all-around raconteur, what, prey tell, is your secret to your awesome Paia “Jaws” Maui fish market tacos?

Besides the obvious really fresh fish, either Mahi-mahi or red-snapper, grilled over hot oak coals, the key is uncooked flour tortillas and diced green chilles. The green chiles are not real hot, but they bring a ton of flavor.

In addition, I use one cup of rice with two cups of chicken broth in the rice cooker and add a dash of smoked paprika, Old Bay and a tablespoon of salsa to make Spanish-style rice.

Take your freshly grilled flour tortilla, slather on the fold the combo of sour cream and salsa, ala pink sauce, add chopped/crumbled grilled fish, chilles, shredded cabbage, then finally cheese and then the rice. (The hot rice will help melt the cheese)

Serve with black beans and corn tortilla chips. A couple of Longboard beers and Bob is your Da Kine Uncle, brauddah. 

So buenos it will make you want to slap your mammacito.  

Can a brother get a Boo-shang one time, Slatticimos and Nuggesessesss?