When they asked him why he had never tried surfing before, he said he was stumped . . . it is just a joke, folks, relax.

They stripped Lance Armstrong of his titles and now his sponsors are suing to get their money back. You know it is bad when a guy is glad he only has one testicle they can take away.


Since you asked:

This is not political, but who the eff does that annoying gas-bag Donald Trump think he is? This guy is a pathological liar and a thief.

He put his name on a golf course and luxury casino project in Mexico and promised the investors he would stand by the project. When it became obvious that rampant crime in Mexico was killing the project, Trump just walked away, lying that he was just paid to lend his name, he had no attachment to the investors. 

He has done this numerous times.  

Saw Trump lie to a dumbfounded Conan O'Brien's face. He was asked to come on "Conan" and explain some dust up, probably with Rosie O'Donnell. He then denied this to Conan's face, who was so flustered he looked like he would pass out, and then Trump proceeded to whore up one of his shows or promotions. 

Why does this monumental douche-bag still get air time? We need to Paris Hilton this guy's fat, wrinkled orange-painted ass.