Wednesday, October 17, 2012

This here the latest picture of Wally the P. Walter Payton Kaseberg his own self. 

This just in: Bill Clinton announces he wants to go on a bender with Mitt's binder. 

Excited young man to older Chinese man:

"Hey, check it out, I just got a tattoo on my arm in Chinese. It says Brave Warrior."

Older Chinese guy:

"No, it say; "When two men have sex, you are the woman." 

Since you asked:
Let's be clear. The last thing Nike dumping Lance Armstrong is about is doping.

You can call the evil egomaniacs at Nike a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them. They knew that their top shelf athletes, from Carl  Lewis to Bo Jackson to Tiger Woods, were on performance enhancing drugs. They would have to be stupid not to. 

Nike is about one thing: money. Lance Armstrong's plummet in popularity caused a complete cut off in his ad income. Period. 

Nike doesn't care about rapists - Ben Roethlisberger and Kobe Bryant - they don't care about abusing child labor in Asia, they don't care about dog fighters - Michael Vick. They don't care about soulless philandering a-holes - Tiger Woods. They certainly don't care about doping. 

They only care about money.