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Most recent picture of Wally from the breeder. Oh . . . my . . . goodness

Boom shackalacka boom shackalacka boom, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Actress Uma Thurmon named her new baby girl Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altune Florence Thurmon-Busson. Why not just name the kid: Beat My Child On the First Day of School?

This marks the first time a newborn baby was immediately placed on the no-fly list. 

That kid should be shopping for a good therapist by second grade.

A San Diego radio sportscaster described the upcoming San Francisco Giants-Detroit Tigers World Series as an East Coast, West Coast Series. And they say we Americans don’t know our geography.

And yet we wonder why our country produces shows like “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”

The Florida Marlins fired their manager, Ozzie Guillen. Asked to comment, Guillen said he enjoyed managing the Marlins and he has no hard feelings. That or he said; Entry massaging the marbles and he has no hand peelings.

Since you asked:

Watching the US Women V. Germany. Like I said with Clay Cubed, Clay the Trey, Clay “So nice they named him thrice” Mathews, Alex Morgan is sports marketing gold. If I was an exec at Nike – when I wasn’t busy being a world class nob – I would be thrusting weapons-grade lumber at her sales potential.

Great athlete, pretty, pretty girl, funny, smart, sexy raspy voice, beautiful hair. Real world beauty. As in the kind of beauty you could actually find in the real world. Unlike the younger Angelina Jolie.

Clothes, make-up, shampoo, shoes, toothpaste, modeling, her potential is unlimited. Plus she is one of the best soccer players alive. Booo shang. 

Material Girl
Just saw the Billy Eichner/Madonna clip on "Conan." Understanding the Billy is bringing the mischief with his loud and rude schtick, he manages to get backstage at Yankee Stadium for Madge's rehearsal and totally interrupts her. 

At first she is, understandably, cranky and more than a little scary. (Ran in back of her in Central Park and her-then hubby, Sean Penn. Both are small, she is tiny and he seems like a true dick. Ran behind them for about a quarter of a mile, but they were too slow, so I passed them. Did not say a word) 

Granted she wasn't performing, but they both were wildly unimpressive, especially him. Nothing like that "Holy crap" feeling I got when I met Robert Plant, or James Taylor, or Mark Messier, or Ernie Banks, or even Jimmy Carter. 

But nobody said Madonna wasn't savvy. She saw a potential bad publicity stunt in the making - Billy is gay and in his thirties, her audience wheelhouse -  and she really turned it around. Was charming and more than a little funny. 

It kills me to say it, but I may no longer hate Madonna. What with Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton and Honey Boo Boo's mom, there is only so much hate to go around...